And now for something completely different.

Congratulations to Kara Krahulik and Mike Krahulik (Gabriel) from Penny Arcade on the birth of their son, Gabriel Aden Krahulik. They simultaneously give hope as well as despair to millions by demonstrating that gamers aren't always sterile.

Seriously, congratulations folks.

Now we can all look forward to increasingly surreal Penny Arcades as Gabe becomes increasingly sleep-deprived.