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Facts about Drek
Drek was born April 1, 1958, in Hell.
Drek was raised by wolves.
Drek's favorite mixed drink is Jack and Diet Coke, with a splash of peyote.
Drek writes goth poetry and publishes it in his LiveJournal.
Drek recorded Top-40 hits in the 1980s under the stage name "George Michael."
Drek is employed by the Hawaiian Department of Agriculture as a pineapple sociologist.
Drek owns a large and varied collection of pornography. His favorite video is Indo-European Women of Indeterminate Age Provide Sexual Services to Men with Impossibly Large Penises. You can see the full video here.
Drek had a blackbelt in karate, but they kicked him out for being a wuss.
Drek sold his soul to
Drek laughs at your pitiful attempts to seduce him. Yes, you!
Drek invented spam, popups, spyware, the Happy99 virus, Windows ME, and the term "Information Superhighway." Let him know what you think of his inventions through the "Contact Drek" link on this page.
Facts about Slag
Slag was born April 1, 1961, in Fucking.
Slag was raised by moose.
Slag's too sexy for his shirt, too sexy for his shirt, so sexy it hurts.
Slag owns a 1971 Cadillac DeVille that his German friends refer to as "Der Pimpenkär." It has a bumper sticker that says, "Don't blame me, I voted for your mom."
Slag was a recurring guest star on the original Star Trek. He played the guy in the red shirt that got killed by the monster on that planet. You know the one.
Slag's name spelled backwards is "Gals," of which he is very fond. But of course, you already knew that.
Slag is a retired goalkeeper for F.C. Íþróttabandalag Akraness of the Icelandic Soccer League.
Hey, Slag has a fan club!
Everything Slag says is a lie.
Especially this post.