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Sunday, April 03, 2005

Just as a matter of record...

This past Saturday I attended a party hosted by a fellow grad student. There was a considerable amount of drinking going on which, as usual, made the ensuing conversation rather interesting. In some cases, very interesting, and in the case of one young, blonde, and very, very, drunk grad student- a tad disturbing. So, in response to the yelled comments of this student, I just want to make two assertions:

(1) I do not, in fact, have an unnatural sexual interest in people's asses.

(2) I am not, as it happens, a pedophile. I would really appreciate it, as well, if you wouldn't contradict me on that point when the police have been summoned for other, unrelated, reasons.

Thank you for your attention.

2 Comments:

Blogger Slag said...

Although Drek does not have an unnatural sexual interest in asses, he does have an unnatural propensity to make ass jokes.

As evidenced by today's post, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this...

-Slag, who enjoys pointing out the obvious

Monday, April 04, 2005 9:06:00 AM  
Blogger Drek said...

Slag, who enjoys pointing out the obvious.


Well, Slag, you've gotta play to your strengths. Especially when there are so few of them...

Monday, April 04, 2005 9:21:00 AM  

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