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Friday, April 15, 2005

Revenge of Slag Libs

Last Wednesday, we began a quizzical new tradition here at Total Drek, one certain to bring uncountable flippancy and joie de vivre to our steadfast compatriots.

Yes, last Wednesday brought Slag Libs!, with Slag Libs! results! on Thursday.

And today, SLAG LIBS RETURNS!!!

Same rules as last time. Comment on this post with the parts of speech for the Slag Libs listed below. Results will appear on Monday.

On to Slag Libs!

SLAG LIB THE FOURTH

1) number
2) adjective
3) noun
4) adjective
5) verb
6) noun
7) adjective
8) noun
9) verb

SLAG LIB THE FIFTH

1) noun
2) university
3) color
4) adjective
5) verb
6) adjective
7) university
8) adjective
9) adjective

SLAG LIB THE SIXTH

1) verb
2) plural noun
3) plural noun
4) adjective
5) noun
6) plural noun
7) adjective
8) adjective




Grammar review (from the Mad Lib site I linked last time):

A noun is a person, place, or thing. Sidewalk, umbrella, bridle, bathtub, and nose are nouns.

A plural noun describes more than one thing. It usually ends in -s. So Sidewalks, umbrellas, bridles, bathtubs, and noses are plural nouns.

An adjective describes something or somebody. Lumpy, soft, ugly, messy, and short are adjectives.

A verb is an action word. Run, pitch, jump, and swim are verbs.

A number can be any number, like one, two, sixty-nine, or 3.14159.

When I ask for a university, give me the name of any university in the world, preferably yours if you are a sociology graduate student.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

SLAG LIB THE FOURTH

1) number: fifteen
2) adjective: smouldering
3) noun: nitwit
4) adjective: bronzed
5) verb: to wink
6) noun: whip
7) adjective: egregious
8) noun: merchandise
9) verb: to muddle

SLAG LIB THE FIFTH

1) noun: candle
2) university: the University of British Columbia
3) color: green
4) adjective: green
5) verb: to denounce
6) adjective: mellifluous
7) university: Uppsala Universitet
8) adjective: swinging
9) adjective: rounded

SLAG LIB THE SIXTH

1) verb: to preen
2) plural noun: oxen
3) plural noun: runs
4) adjective: quirky
5) noun: alarm clock
6) plural noun: heroes
7) adjective: murky
8) adjective: orange

Friday, April 15, 2005 3:58:00 AM  
Anonymous skittle said...

SLAG LIB THE FOURTH
1)666
2)dirty
3)doctor
4)enthusiastic
5)slipping
6)bride
7)slow
8)toad
9)slink

SLAG LIB THE FIFTH
1)scab
2)wisconsin
3)sienna brown
4)fizzy
5)chew
6)slimy
7)ucla
8)vomitus (vomitous?)
9)miserable

SLAG LIB THE SIXTH
1)mass
2)children
3)noodles
4)dim
5)karaoke
6)beers
7)leaky
8)misinformed

Friday, April 15, 2005 11:31:00 AM  

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