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Monday, May 02, 2005

Total Drek Guide: Funny/Not Funny

I spent part of this weekend helping my girlfriend with the youth group at her church. Yes, I'm entirely serious. She's been participating in the coming-of-age activities for some of the late middle school age members, and due to her affection for me did not see my involvement as the recipe for disaster that it obviously is. As a result of this experience, I just want to provide y'all with the following handy quick reference guide to humor. Please keep in mind that all of the following jokes were suppled by members of the youth group.

Funny: sort of...

You know that Rolling Stones song, Hey, you, get offa my cloud? Well, they had some problems marketing it in Scotland- people out there kept thinking it should go, "Hey, McLeod, got offa my ewe!"

Minimally Funny:

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

A: Finding half a worm in your apple.

Not Funny:

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

A: The Holocaust.

Please just keep this in mind whenever you feel the urge to tell a joke.

PLEASE.

2 Comments:

Blogger Tom Volscho said...

So, one of the youth group members answered the "NOT FUNNY" response?

Monday, May 02, 2005 9:54:00 AM  
Blogger Drek said...

Actually, that entire question/answer sequence was her joke.

Monday, May 02, 2005 3:29:00 PM  

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