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Thursday, June 23, 2005

Been there, done that...

We've all probably had lousy roommates, or poor co-workers, but this poor guy sounds like he's really in the soup.

Lastly, for now that is. Your voice is worse than any length plastic finger nail scratched on any black board in the history of man……More vicious than two cats humping in my ear canal……Worse than any baby screaming after being in a well for 3 days…..worse than hearing my mom grunt while being on top of my dad…..Oh the agony of your baby voice. Sometimes your voice gets so high pitched, I think all dogs within 2 miles, perk their heads up and begin running. I cannot take it anymore!!! You look and dress like a 13-year-old drag queen stuck in the ass crevasse of a 40 year old BBW. Your voice, your clothes, the winter hat you wear when you “didn’t get your hair did”(even though our boss has repeatedly told you not to wear it because its unprofessional)…..everything you do including breathing, annoys me. The only thing about you that does not annoy me is when you go home. Which is usually 2 hours before your regular time, you lazy fucking idiot.


Does everyone feel better about their own lives now?

Good.

1 Comments:

Blogger Brayden said...

Awesome. That kind of contempt for another human being should be treasured.

Thursday, June 23, 2005 11:40:00 AM  

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