Best marquee ever.
If you want a little more like this, head on over to the Church Sign Generator and make yourself some magnets. While you're there, check out their wide selection of marquees. For example:
There are the bizarre:
And the horrifying:
People always love to tell me about how religion provides so many good things to the world.
I remain unconvinced.
Praise be to Wonkette for bringing all this to my attention. Hallelujah.
Also, special thanks to my officemates, particularly the FHR, for bringing the earlier glitches with this post to my attention.