From the Office: "No, Really" Edition
Drek: Well, that's interesting.
Drek: Seems a hospital in Jerusalem has found a rather novel solution to getting mothers to pay for giving birth.
DOO: Lemme guess: they keep the babies!
D'sSGF and DOO laugh.
Drek: I'm not kidding, it's what they're actually doing.
D'sSGF: No way! They're actually keeping the babies until you pay?!
Drek: Yeah. Well, until you pay a deposit, anyway. If you have twins or triplets, though, they only keep the one. The rest you can take.
D'sSGF: Oh my god- that's terrible!
DOO: I bet you have to pay for care while they're being held, too.
FHR: It'd have to be. Otherwise, it's just the cheapest daycare ever. I'd be like, "Wait, you want to take care of my kid for me? Shit, go for it."
Drek: Admittedly, I think you might be a special case.
DOO: I wonder how they handle blood transfusions?
Drek: You probably don't want to know.