Words do not suffice.
If you don't understand what's so funny about this... consider yourself lucky. I have witnessed the true horror. If you want to witness the horror, go to Google Images and enter "hello.jpg" as the search term. Don't say I didn't warn you, though.
As always, I'll remove this image at the request of the folks selling this excellent project. However, I personally think that everyone who owns an iPod should immediately buy one of these skins. Seriously.