If this gets any more ridiculous, I'm gonna end up in a Greek fucking TRAGEDY, which is a problem for me because I'm not really attracted to my own mother.
Does this post seem incoherent? Well, that's because it is. If you're in my department you can probably figure out what spurred this particular outburst. For the rest of you it will just have to remain shrouded in mystery.
More meaty (sort of) post to come.