And the winner is...
The response to this contest was, if not overwhelming, then highly amusing. And, as it happens, among the many fine entries, we have a winner! We also have a runner-up, which was so entertaining in my view to be deserving of particular recognition.
So who was our winner? Well, none other than "Another Sociologist," whose entry, "Grey's Anatomy," was dead on target. For those who aren't familiar, Grey's Anatomy is a drama on ABC that follows the adventures of one Dr. Meredith Grey and, in the process, makes Chicago Hope look like Will-fucking-Shakespeare. In any case, given that the major plot point at the moment appears to be a three way romance and dreams about threesomes, I think we've got a clear winner. Hell, for that matter, we could just adopt the existing title screen unchanged for the porn version. Now that's convenience! Congratulations, "Another Sociologist," I owe you a blog post! Since I know who you are, feel free to drop me an e-mail and place your request whenever you're ready.
As for the runner-up, the anonymous poster who suggested "The Unit" gets points for being unbelievably funny. Sorry, anonymous, you don't get the prize (and I couldn't really award it to you if you wanted me to, since it's hard to confirm anonymous posting) but if you want to guest post, I think that can be arranged as a sort of consolation prize.
And thanks to everyone who entered: you're sick and twisted and, for that, I love you all.*
And if all of that doesn't satisfy your daily need for procrastination, check out the Warbler's fine weekend post. It's provocative, it's about religion and politics, and it deserves a read.
* Okay, love is a strong word. Perhaps it would be more accurate to say, "I hate you all dramatically less than I do most people."