Tales from the Office: Counterfactual Edition
Officemate: So did you just go to tormet the UUs?
Drek: Actually, my Sainted Fiancee can tell you, but I'm very gentle with the UUs.
D's SF: You've got to understand, if Drek were going to belong to a religion, he'd probably be UU.
D's SF: Of course, this would be some bizarre alternate universe.
D's SF: You know, I was talking with Sheila the other day, and she's a Buddhist, but if she weren't buddhist, she says she'd be a UU.
Officemate: Well, that makes sense.
D's SF: And if I weren't a UU, I'd probably be Buddhist.
Drek: And you know, if I weren't an atheist, I'd be in denial.
D's SF: Oh! Nice wordplay there.
Drek: Thanks. I was worried I wouldn't get it in there in time.