"You'll never guess where I am..."
In the meantime if you need your normal dose of irreverance try Bible Fight, the flash game that allows you to pit various biblical characters* against each other in a fight to the finish. I mean, I'm not the only one who has ever wanted to see Eve beat the shit out of Noah, right?
I didn't think so.
* I know the convention is to refer to them as biblibal "figures," but I often thinks this gives the bible too much credit.**
** Heh. That reminds me of that period in my life when I wanted to be a fiction writer. I used to joke that I wanted to write a really, really long novel- I mean we're talking "War and Peace" long- and then refer to it as, "The longest work of fiction since the bible." Ah... dare to dream.