Over at Respectful Insolence, Orac discusses an article where a scientist has spent his days shut away, slaving endlessly over a data set--of pictures of topless models. Why? To produce the perfect boob job, of course--or as the article puts it, "to help Hollywood look even more perfect."
Great. Just what we need.
According to the researcher, the ideal breast "...is a 45 to 55 per cent proportion - that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at least 45 per cent from the top." Like it wasn't enough before to worry about them being too perky, or too saggy, or uneven...now the nipple has to be a certain percentage up on the breast as well? Thank you, Mr Mallucci, for your meticulous research.
It's an interesting read, and well-worth your time. I'd say more but, really, I already did. I'm just having problems getting blogger to cooperate with my saying it.