The New Dairy...
D's Wife: Hey! Don't use that napkin for the- !
Drek: (looks up)
D's Wife: You touched it to the mouth of the jug! You don't know where the outside of that has been!
Drek: True. That said, I doubt that there's some sort of dangerous milk-jug-borne pathogen wandering loose out there.
D's Wife: (sighing) Yeah, you're right. Still, you don't know what could have gotten on there. You don't know what has touched it.
Drek: Well, that's tr-
D's Wife: I mean, it could have salmonella on it! It's a CHICKEN PRODUCT!
Drek: What the hell kind of milk do you drink?! Because I only drink milk from mammals.
D's Wife: (laughing) Yes. Yes. You're right. I knew that.
Drek: This is so going in the blog.
D's Wife: NO! That would be mean.
Drek: Oh, hush. You're smarter than I am, anyway. Let me have my little victory.