You ask, Total Drek Answers!
If you didn't already, make sure you take note of the model of the car. It makes the humor so very much better.
When you're this creative, I suspect you are never lacking for amusement.
Frankly, given that I get asked random questions from time to time, I've decided to finally just bow to the inevitable and embark upon a unique sort of experiment: offer to answer questions in blog posts as a sort of sick, twisted advice column. No, I'm not kidding. Basically my readers' penchant for posing strange dilemmas has combined with my now nearly perpetual level of business to generate a voltron of stupidity. Aren't we all lucky.
So here's how it works: you ask me a question, either in comments or via my e-mail address,* and I will consider answering in blog post format. You may get a serious answer, if it's an interesting question, or a totally flippant answer, if it's not an interesting question.**
Good luck, have fun, and we'll see if I can possibly get any more lazy than I am right now.
** Note that this will be subjectively determined by my already addled psyche.