Christmas on the Internets...
So, basically, they're suggesting that this year we should be giving the gift of cock. I honestly don't know what amuses me more: that they're giving a discount on an item guaranteed to make something else bigger* or the kinds of advertising slogans that just naturally flow forth...
"This year, give him the gift that keeps on giving. But if it keeps giving for more than six hours at a time, alert your physician."
"Is that a candy bar in your stocking, or was Santa just happy to see you?"
"Even Frosty doesn't have a carrot like this!"
Honestly, how did we ever get by without shitty spam?
* A discounted increase?
As a side note: This just completely baffles me.