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Friday, March 28, 2008

This won't be funny unless you love old monster movies as much as I do.

The Scene: Drek and his wife are having breakfast. Drek is trying to describe something he witnessed while walking their dog.

Drek: I can't remember the name, but it was a piece of construction equipment with an articulated arm on the back for digging.*

Drek's Wife: A caterpillar?

Drek: No, it wasn't a Caterpillar- it was Japanese.

Drek's Wife: A Mothra?

Drek: ...

Drek's Wife: Well, we have caterpillar so it just seems like they should have Mothra.

Drek: That would be so awesome. Mothra, the powerful industrialist. His CFO and COO would have to be the tiny twins.

Drek's Wife: (laughs)

Drek: (In a high pitched voice) "The great and powerful Mothra reports that profits are down by seventeen percent this quarter as a result of the takeover bid from GodzillaCo.!"


Regular blogging will resume next week, folks. In the meantime, thank Warbler for the great post.


* As it happens, the correct word is backhoe.

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