Advice for new parents...
Remember: The air horn should be kept at least twelve inches from the baby's head. This produces a maximally room-filling sound and will prove most effective in waking the child.
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Most babies will not be ready for free weights until they are at least six months old. Start with some pilates first.
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* ...if I were profoundly stupid.