"Deep Thoughts" with
Jack Handy Drek.
My answer was, "Scream and seek medical attention," but his answer had something to do with hermit crabs.
Call me crazy, but I don't think that will help.
* True story, actually. That is a direct quote from NPR. I really like NPR but my local affiliate has started airing a "science" program that is either geared for the very young, or is just very stupid.
Cross-posted on Scatterplot.