You know you want one.
For the person who is willing to stretch pronunciation a bit and loves the analysis of variance comes this entry:
Or, for those who just love using Greek for their parameters, comes this witty offering:
There are a number of wonderful designs- one of which my lovely wife bought me* for my birthday- and most will give you a chuckle, if not an overwhelming urge to buy clothing. Have fun!**
* Bonus points if you can guess which one. It may even help you identify me someday, though I doubt it.
** No, I'm not getting a kickback from the company. Yes, I just find it funny.