I f-ing hate vampire fiction.
And don't tell me that this is inconsistent with my love of zombie fiction. First off, zombies are universally acknowledged as the enemy of mankind, not as potential heart throbs that teen girls want to screw.* Second, "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" was bloody awesome.
* Remember: something that eats you** is NOT good dating material.
** You know, in the bad way. The other way is entirely your business.