Two are now three
My daughter, Jezebel Lilith the Uninteresting, was born last night at 8 pounds, 1 ounce and 21 inches long. She's healthy and doing great. My wife is tired, but the labor went well and she's doing beautifully. We should be home from the hospital (which helpfully supplies wifi) in a day or two.
It's hard to express how I feel right now, but it's pretty amazing. JezLil is as lovely as her mother, so if she's even half as smart, I'm going to be utterly outclassed.
Also, for the non-parents out there: if following the delivery someone asks you if you'd like to see the placenta, the correct answer is "no".
See y'all soon.