I think I prefer "distinguished."

With apologies to Jeremy Freese for the blatant theft of his format...

So, I'll just come get you sometime after eleven and you'll take a look at the router?

Sure, sounds good, just remember I need to prep before I teach at twelve-thirty.

Hey, look at this, all you drinkers! She said, looking at the photograph of my cohort on my office wall.

Actually I don't drink. We all look so happy because that was taken after our big presentation to the department at the end of my first-year.

Oh yeah, wow. You look so old now.

Um....

You guys are like presidents, you just get old so fast!

Really?

Now you look old enough to be a professor. Before, if you were teaching my class, I'd have been, like, 'What is this kid doing here?'

I guess that's...

Now you seem all, like, what's the word? Distinctive?

Distinguished? Do you mean, distinguished?

Yeah, that's it.

Um... thank you?