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Thursday, February 10, 2005

How the times change.

Back when I was much younger I developed a certain fascination with Penguins. You know penguins- the flightless antarctic birds that look like they're wearing tuxedos?

In any case, I really liked penguins. I read books about them, I wanted to visit zoos specifically to see them, I watched nature shows about them, hell, one year for halloween I even wore a penguin costume. If there had been such a thing as Penguin trading cards, I woulda been all over them. What can I say? I've always been a dork. I might not have known the Super Bowl was happening last Sunday (On monday when I saw the paper I literally said, "Holy shit, the Super Bowl was yesterday? So that's why the grocery store was so empty?!") but I know the differences between Emperor, King, Adelaide, and the slightly demonic-looking Rock Hopper Penguins. There are, of course, many additional kinds of penguins, but my point is made.

Given all this, you'd think that I wouldn't much enjoy this bizarre little online game. You'd think that- but you'd be wrong.

My record thus far is 316.3. Can anyone beat it?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

317.1. pwn3d! Have you seen More games like this, and very disturbing half-dressed penguin girls.

Thursday, February 10, 2005 10:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just tied you, Drek! Exact same distance. But I like popping them up and having them land head-first into the snow.
The Hypothetical Roommate

Friday, February 11, 2005 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a fuckin' penguin baseball Barry Bonds, but I did it without the steroids (Brayden). 320.5! Yeah, motherfucker, that's right. I'm the fuckin' champ.


Friday, February 11, 2005 1:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're the fuckin' former champ. 321!

Friday, February 11, 2005 10:06:00 AM  
Blogger Drek said...

Man, this game is really bringing out the best in my readers!

I'm so proud.

Friday, February 11, 2005 10:52:00 AM  
Blogger reverend said...

322.9! And I'm not American!

Monday, February 14, 2005 10:34:00 AM  
Blogger Drek said...

Congrats on the score, Reverend! And I'm not Martian!

Monday, February 14, 2005 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, reverend. 323.5. The Nameless One has an undisclosed reputation to defend. And plenty of work to avoid.

Monday, February 14, 2005 8:49:00 PM  

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