Not the Watchtower they had in mind.

It amuses me to say that it was an incident somewhat like this that earned me a spot on the Jehovah's Witnesses' "Do Not Call" list.

I can't say that I'm sorry about it, either. You knock on my door early in the morning, I answer it as I am. You don't like it? Well, I ain't on public property, you came uninvited to see me, I reckon you can just live with it.

I know you're looking to spread the "good word" and all, but here are some good words from me: If you want to make your neighbors look upon your religion favorably, don't harass them in their homes early in the goddamn morning on a weekend.

Not unless you want me to come by and hang some literature about the Origin of Species on your door, or maybe slap a new bumper sticker on the old church-mobile.