Didn't anyone think that the rainbow was a little much?

A riddle for your amusement:

What do you get when you combine consumer-grade video-editing tools, a song written by a fifth grader, a failed pornstar, and a complete and total lack of any taste whatsoever?

Well, I imagine you can get a lot of things, but among them is this little beauty.

Pay special attention to the weeping widow at the gravesite. I mean, this entire video is like patriotism bukkake.

For those who are curious, based on the website, yes, I'm fairly certain this is completely and totally serious.

Thanks to Brayden over at Pub Sociology for finding this. One can only assume that he didn't blog it himself because he didn't want to ruin Pub Soc's reputation for hard-hitting commentary with a pointless fluff post about some freak's music video. No sir, no risk of that problem on this blog! Special thanks as well to K-Dawg for inadvertently supplying me with this post's title.