Total Drek

Or, the thoughts of several frustrated intellectuals on Sociology, Gaming, Science, Politics, Science Fiction, Religion, and whatever the hell else strikes their fancy. There is absolutely no reason why you should read this blog. None. Seriously. Go hit your back button. It's up in the upper left-hand corner of your browser... it says "Back." Don't say we didn't warn you.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

In Drek's Office...

We join our beloved protaganist as he is sitting in his office working on a lecture for class. Drek's Sainted Girlfriend (DSGf) is sitting at the desk next to him working on her own lectures. A mason jar of hard candy perches on the edge of his workspace.

Drek: Would you like a cinnamon candy?

He gestures towards the jar, reaching for a butterscotch.

DSGf: No, I had some smarties earlier.

Drek: You did?

DSGf: Yes.

Drek: You bitch.

DSGf: Well, I'm rubber and you're glue, so whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!

Drek: Ah, but you forget: today is opposite day!

DSGf: Shit. It's Wednesday. You're right, it is opposite day.

It's nice to know that all those years we've spent in school haven't been a waste.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, seeing our conversation like that on paper (cyberspace?) makes me feel quite juvenile. But since only some of you know me personally, I guess I'm not too concerned with trying to maintain an impression of the smooth intellectual. : )

Wednesday, June 08, 2005 2:49:00 PM  
Blogger Drek said...

Honey, I think your chances of maintaining the impression of a smooth intellectual were ruined as soon as you started dating ME.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005 2:56:00 PM  

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