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Thursday, January 19, 2006

Fluffier than I look

It is truly amazing what a bit of good scenery (palm trees, snowy park outside) and the prospect of a good breakfast can do to a girl's psyche. It would have been hard to say no to anything, and a proposal of marriage had such a stunning novelty quality that I was quite helpless. Just the memory of the whole thing makes me hungry.

So it is that not only have I surrendered my cynical self to the pink and fluffy prospect of wedlock, nay, I have also agreed to submit myself to the none-too-gentle process of immigration. Surely this is too harsh a punishment for a moment of sentiment. All the same, such is my fate. Wish me luck because I will need it. Patience too. Ye gods, what have I done?

But I am being a naughty cynical sausage am I not. In truth, I am undergoing a frightening transformation into the kind of creature you see at bridal showers. Well almost anyway, because I will not have a bridal shower, and we will have only that small civil ceremony in Belgium, followed at some point in the future by a religious affair in Florida. I would have been happy to forego the formal bit but well, Slag didn't fancy getting married in Graceland so I compromised. I may have to insist on dressing whoever performs the wedding as Elvis. Why else am I marrying an American?

No, really, we're as happy as Elvis and Priscilla, only I am not so underage and Slag is not as fond of white knickers. Even my father, who spent a lifetime warning us about the dangers of marriage, is cautiously pleased. I think they like him more than they like me - everyone keeps telling me that I should be nice to Slag when really I am like a cute cuddly little lamb whenever he is around. Very cuddly. No seriously, we are nauseatingly cute together, just so you're forewarned.


Blogger Drek said...

I think they like him more than they like me - everyone keeps telling me that I should be nice to Slag

I have the same problem with my Sainted Girlfriend, actually.

Congratulations to you as well- I'm looking forward to finally getting to meet you.

You know... eventually.

And, hell, this is a far better excuse to put a photo of a woman's crotch on the blog than I've ever come up with. Good show!

Thursday, January 19, 2006 9:46:00 AM  
Blogger TDEC said...


Well, April isn't so long if you don't mind flying to Europe on short notice. *grin* Anyway I reckon you will make it to one wedding or other of ours...maybe the Graceland one when I convince Slag.

Thursday, January 19, 2006 10:07:00 AM  
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Thursday, January 19, 2006 9:45:00 PM  
Blogger Drek said...

There's something very wrong with getting comment spammed when announcing your impending wedding.

Friday, January 20, 2006 10:17:00 AM  

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