A Real American Hero.

The Scene: Drek and his Sainted Girlfriend are listening to the news on NPR.

Steve Inskeep: Today is the birthday of novelist Vince Flynn, who writes about stopping terrorism by torturing and killing with impunity...

Drek: Wow.

D'sSGF: What?

Drek: It's just... I didn't know that Bush was an action hero in novels.

D'sSGF: Eh. He probably just tells the hero what to do, and then cuts education funding.

Drek: Good point.