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Thursday, October 26, 2006

Tales from the Office: Counterfactual Edition

The Scene: Drek, his Sainted Fiancee, and his Officemate, are on the way to get coffee. They're discussing a recent birthday party Drek and D's SF attended for a member of D's SF's church.

Officemate: So did you just go to tormet the UUs?

Drek: Actually, my Sainted Fiancee can tell you, but I'm very gentle with the UUs.

D's SF: You've got to understand, if Drek were going to belong to a religion, he'd probably be UU.

Drek: ...

D's SF: Of course, this would be some bizarre alternate universe.

Officemate: laughs

D's SF: You know, I was talking with Sheila the other day, and she's a Buddhist, but if she weren't buddhist, she says she'd be a UU.

Officemate: Well, that makes sense.

D's SF: And if I weren't a UU, I'd probably be Buddhist.

Drek: And you know, if I weren't an atheist, I'd be in denial.

Officemate: laughs

D's SF: Oh! Nice wordplay there.

Drek: Thanks. I was worried I wouldn't get it in there in time.


Anonymous Anonymous said...


Thursday, October 26, 2006 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Got to go and do. If you want to see our Zombie Frank in action, please go to sometimes they try and pretend they have the real Frank. Some times they do. You look and see for your self. You may write with you questions to


Thursday, October 26, 2006 11:26:00 AM  
Blogger Plain(s)feminist said...

Well, hell, I don't know about you, but *I* want to see Zombie Frank in action...

Thursday, October 26, 2006 11:11:00 PM  

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