"Deep Thoughts" with Jack Handy Drek.
This morning on the radio, the news announcer asked, "What would you do if you didn't have enough skin to cover your entire body?"*
My answer was, "Scream and seek medical attention," but his answer had something to do with hermit crabs.
Call me crazy, but I don't think that will help.
* True story, actually. That is a direct quote from NPR. I really like NPR but my local affiliate has started airing a "science" program that is either geared for the very young, or is just very stupid.
Cross-posted on Scatterplot.
My answer was, "Scream and seek medical attention," but his answer had something to do with hermit crabs.
Call me crazy, but I don't think that will help.
* True story, actually. That is a direct quote from NPR. I really like NPR but my local affiliate has started airing a "science" program that is either geared for the very young, or is just very stupid.
Cross-posted on Scatterplot.
Labels: Drek is stoopid, humor, laziness, Scatterplot
posted by Drek | 9:14 AM
1 Comments:
Yeah... Call me unimaginative, but I think I'd go with the "seek medical help" option, too...
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