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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Just for the record...

This, right here, is why I will never move to Australia.

What am I talking about, oh lazy people who won't click a link?

Just a spider that is eating an f-ing snake, okay? It is a snake-eating spider!

Don't get me wrong- I grew up in Florida where we have a vibrant community of homicidal wildlife. I just don't want to deal with a spider that eats bloody reptiles,* okay?

That is all.

* Also: the males of the species actively commit suicide during mating: "In the process of mating, the much smaller male somersaults to place his abdomen over the female's mouthparts. In about 2 out of 3 cases, the female consumes the male while mating continues."

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Blogger yli said...

re: suicidal male spiders -- don't homosapiens do this too? i think they call it oral sex.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008 10:19:00 AM  
Blogger Drek said...

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to make that joke.

I think it only counts as oral sex if everyone still has their factory parts afterwards.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008 11:23:00 AM  
Blogger Marf said...

Yeah, well my spider is known to eat those redback spiders.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008 3:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In all fairness, it was a pretty small snake, only 14 cm.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008 4:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Possibly could be South African anyway!

Wednesday, October 22, 2008 4:13:00 PM  

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