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Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Oh, if only.

The Scene: Drek, having finished teaching class for the day, is chatting with one of his students.

Student: So things are starting to wind down now.

Drek: Yep. I think we're all pretty tired, so a break will be good.

Student: Right on. I've got an eighteen page paper due tomorrow. I'm on page four right now.

Drek: Yikes! Is that single spaced or double spaced?

Student: Wow, like, double spaced! Jeez! Single spaced would be huge. That'd be like a dissertation, right?

Drek: (laughs) Well, a dissertation is usually a bit longer than that.

Student: Right, right, yeah I know. A dissertation is like, what, fifty pages?

Drek: ...

Drek: Yeah. Something like that.

Student: You're writing your dissertation- how long is yours?

Drek: I think my first chapter is fifty pages.

Student: Oh. Wow.

Drek: Indeed.

And you thought I was a wordy bastard on the blog. I pity my committee.

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Blogger Mister Troll said...

Yeah, but fifty pages double-spaced, right? :-)

I believe my Mrs.'s department has a 350-page limit. I've heard the students gnash their teeth at such unfairness.

I just checked my own thesis: a mere 130 pages, (single-spaced--appendices extra). One can hardly believe they even awarded me a degree for that.

Wednesday, December 03, 2008 10:33:00 AM  
Blogger Tom Bozzo said...

Mine was around 100 minus a data-listing appendix, and I sometimes feel like Mister Troll but then remember that some moderately advanced mathematics was involved.

Wednesday, December 03, 2008 3:19:00 PM  
Blogger Notorious Ph.D. said...

Holy crap, that's hilarious.

Then again, I'm in the Humanities, where a 350-page limit often does chafe (I write short, so no prob). Perhaps the student was in mathematics?

Also, I remember being an undergraduate for whom a 10-page paper seemed an impossible length. So when they say "50 pages", I know they're sufficiently impressed.

Still: yeesh.

(for the record, my Humanities diss weighed in at about 250 pages, and that was including footnotes in which I reproduced large portions of the unpublished documents I was referencing in the text)

Sunday, December 07, 2008 12:01:00 PM  

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