I can't believe anyone didn't know this already.

As we approach the holidays, I just want to share a quick public service tip. When putting on a nativity play at your local church it is never a good idea- no matter how awesome it might sound at the planning session- to use a live camel:



And before you feel guilty for laughing, nobody- not even the camel- was harmed. Likewise, a motorcycle is right out:



That is all.

UPDATE: Camel video is fixed... for NOW.