Total Drek

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Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Deep Thoughts with Drek the Uninteresting

A lot of people have phobias. I don't normally think of myself as phobic, but some things scare me. Mermaids, for example, are really creepy. It's not that they're half-fish, half-woman. That's weird but it's not too weird. I mean, I used to date. But where are their genitals and rectum? They're just smooth down there. Doesn't anybody think that's weird? That their only major orifice is a mouth? I wonder if maybe it isn't a mouth. Maybe it's really a cloaca but, like sea anemones, they eat through it too. I don't care how nicely the crab sings, if that thing is what I think it is, I most certainly am not going to kiss the girl.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry to have to share this with you.

Wednesday, May 04, 2011 9:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Men have been terrified of mermaids for a loooong time... Something about being tied to dangers of sexy-time:

Wednesday, May 04, 2011 11:03:00 AM  

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