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Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Why would someone want this product?

This just in from the Total Drek Asian correspondent, who has been freakishly busy lately: Looking for a new way to enjoy a corndog? Why not try a corndog made to look like a giant yellow penis?

Briefly turn on nearby men with filthy minds, before forever scarring them by biting, chewing, and generally grinding this wang substitute into mush. Yay?

Hat tip to IAB for publicizing this thing.

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Blogger Ken Houghton said...

If--I'm guessing, but it appears possible--there are two hot dogs in that corn dog, you can effectively simulate bukkake, which is arguably one of Japan's three greatest exports (in terms of monies generated) of the past 35 years.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012 11:38:00 AM  

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